This “animaquette” is produced by Gentle Giant, a purveyor of all kinds of weird fantasy tchotchkes.

I don’t believe I can put it any more succinctly than Chris’s Invincible Super-Blog already has:

For those of you who busy trying desperately to make sense of a world gone mad, allow me to confirm your mind-shattering suspicions: This is indeed a five and a half foot-tall representation of what Princess Leia from Star Wars would look like if she was a cartoon, and is referred to as a Monument rather than a statue, presumably owing to the fact that it will serve to memorialize the buyer’s hopes of ever actually losing his virginity.

And it is eight hundred dollars. So yes, dear reader: You can put a price on dignity.

For reference, you can see it next to a live human here. She seems unusually sobersided; stick me next to this thing and there’s no way I could keep a straight face.