The correct spelling of “Spider-Man” takes a hyphen. Knowing this is why we can’t get dates.
— FakeAPStylebook

One parsec is the unit of time between using the word “parsec” and having a nerd correct you.
— bcompton

Ice-dancers are what happens when you feed a ballerina after midnight.
— secretsquirrel

Giving my kid “A Wrinkle in Time.” This must be how my dad felt when giving me a football. Except I won’t tell my kid he reads like a girl.
— CranberryPerson

“Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor.”
— shitmydadsays

I like to think that, somewhere in the world, there is a sexual position called The Shatner.
— warrenellis

I liked the web better when everything was in Times Roman 12pt and changing it required buying drinks for Marc Andreessen.
— scholvin