“Readers Digest Condensed Battlefield Earth!” “But Johnny was not afraid. And the blue tinge faded. Suck suck suck. The end.”
– sharkey

Bonotrooper: “I stiiiiill… haven’t foooound… the droids I was looking for.”
– sween

My parents went to this planet whose dominant life-form lacks lateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-shirt.
– perlmonks

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
– Kung Fu Monkey

I’ve come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I have a *lot* of bubble gum. You can all relax. Look! Bubbles!
– sween

I hate to break it to you, but there’s no “asshole” in team, either.
– Gerharz