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I won’t be impressed with science until I can download a waffle.

I bet when scientists throw office parties, there’s always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt.

If “dress for the job you want” were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.

If I ever get abducted by aliens the first thing I’m going to do is shout “NOT AGAIN!” just to make them think someone in admin fucked up.

You don’t see many pocket protectors nowadays, which explains why so many pockets get murdered.

Can’t believe it took you guys TEN YEARS to find one incredibly well known aging bearded guy hiding in the desert.

Posted in Humor May 4th, 2011 by Chip
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