Your father wanted you to have this lightsaber. I mean, he was screaming in pain at the time but I’m sure that’s what he meant. -Obi Wan.
– DeathStarPR

If we are ever invaded by aliens, the first thing we should do is yawn just to see how much we have in common.
– YeahImAshley

I work at a reverse suicide hotline. We cold call people who should seriously consider killing themselves, like Mel Gibson, for example.
– shariv67

“Use your Endor voice.” -Ewok teacher
– badbanana