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Seen Online

I want to see a hacker movie where the protagonist just stares in confusion at a stack trace for a few minutes. No typing, no chatter.
therealadam

My bologna does not have a first name. I fear giving it one will make it self-aware.
sucittaM

LOT OF BIRD DROP DEAD IN ARKANSAS! THEN LOT OF FISH DIE! DRUNK HULK TERRIFY! SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS CAT WITH ONE WISH LEFT!
DRUNKHULK

Scientists have allegedly created anti-matter. I think they just put an evil goatee on regular matter.
StephenAtHome

Twinkle, twinkle, little Death Star, / How I wonder where you are! / Up above my world so high? / Oh no, you’re blowing up my sky!
DeathStarPR

Hypochondria is just a form of wonder at how improbable it is to be alive.
alaindebotton

Posted in Humor January 7th, 2011 by Chip
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