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I say I’m allergic to dogs and he says “I’m allergic to the radioactive shards of my home planet” and I remember why I don’t call Superman.

Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time.

Field of Creams™ Brand Sex Robots: “If you build it, they will come.”

Wife: “Don’t you think Yoda would be good in bed? He has the Force. It’s gotta be good for something. Don’t tweet that. It’s mine.”

There’s really no way of knowing whether a pile of laundry used to be a Jedi.

Baby Alive Doll just said Skynet is up and fully operational. Wonder what she meant by that.

Frosty the Deposition Specimen #ScienceCarols
So This Is Litmus #ScienceCarols
Quark The Herald Angels Sing #ScienceCarols
All I Want for Christmas Is the Higgs Boson #ScienceCarols

Just realized I learned empirical evidence is better than anecdotal evidence because some guy told me. Now I don’t know what to believe.

Posted in Humor December 10th, 2010 by Chip
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