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I say I’m allergic to dogs and he says “I’m allergic to the radioactive shards of my home planet” and I remember why I don’t call Superman.
sween

Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time.
thomaslennon

Field of Creams™ Brand Sex Robots: “If you build it, they will come.”
tehawesome

Wife: “Don’t you think Yoda would be good in bed? He has the Force. It’s gotta be good for something. Don’t tweet that. It’s mine.”
sween

There’s really no way of knowing whether a pile of laundry used to be a Jedi.
jasonmustian

Baby Alive Doll just said Skynet is up and fully operational. Wonder what she meant by that.
angrysantaelf

Frosty the Deposition Specimen #ScienceCarols
So This Is Litmus #ScienceCarols
Quark The Herald Angels Sing #ScienceCarols
All I Want for Christmas Is the Higgs Boson #ScienceCarols
nonsequiturific

Just realized I learned empirical evidence is better than anecdotal evidence because some guy told me. Now I don’t know what to believe.
sween

Posted in Humor December 10th, 2010 by Chip
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