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I bet rocket scientists are conceited bastards. “YOU CALL THIS A MARTINI? THIS ISN’T ROCKET SCIENCE DAMMIT! I WOULD KNOW!”
YUCKYBOT

Going to Tosche Station to pick up power converters, a container of blue milk, and a stick of butter.
sween

My kid asked for a Pb and J, but this lead is like really hard to spread.
nonsequiturific

If I had a time machine, I would fuck nerdy girls in it.
robdelaney

I just found out Stephen Hawking is British. Weird, I never even noticed an accent.
conanobrienswyf

The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right?
donni

As Timmy hugged the robot, its mechanical heart warmed for the first time. Once it hit 1000°, Timmy was nothing but ash. But still. Sweet.
sween

Posted in Humor November 12th, 2010 by Chip
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