I cry when I think about all the tap dancers and big-bosomed English Teachers that also must have died on the Death Star.
– Beerhaze

Burning a book will never lighten the darkness that is terrifying you. Reading it might.
– juskewitch

When Frodo was saved by giant eagles after walking all the way to Mt. Doom, I bet he was all “WE HAVE GIANT EAGLES?!?!?!”
– badbanana

We are the last generation that will ever know what it’s like to live without the internet.
– Digeratii

Somewhere along the line I switched from the Rebellion to the Empire.
– thesulk

If the car behind me honks while waiting for my parking space at the mall, I turn off my car and visibly start a rubik’s cube.
– DamienFahey

If I were Buzz Aldrin I would win all arguments by saying, “Good point, but I’ve been to the MOON.” Then I would vanish in a puff of smoke.
– scottsimpson

There has never been a villain who wasn’t the hero in their own story, or a hero who wasn’t the villain in somebody else’s.
– DeathStarPR

“Here’s your armor. It doesn’t stop anything now, but we’re working on it.” -New Stormtrooper Orientation
– badbanana