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I cry when I think about all the tap dancers and big-bosomed English Teachers that also must have died on the Death Star.
Beerhaze

Burning a book will never lighten the darkness that is terrifying you. Reading it might.
juskewitch

When Frodo was saved by giant eagles after walking all the way to Mt. Doom, I bet he was all “WE HAVE GIANT EAGLES?!?!?!”
badbanana

We are the last generation that will ever know what it’s like to live without the internet.
Digeratii

Somewhere along the line I switched from the Rebellion to the Empire.
thesulk

If the car behind me honks while waiting for my parking space at the mall, I turn off my car and visibly start a rubik’s cube.
DamienFahey

If I were Buzz Aldrin I would win all arguments by saying, “Good point, but I’ve been to the MOON.” Then I would vanish in a puff of smoke.
scottsimpson

There has never been a villain who wasn’t the hero in their own story, or a hero who wasn’t the villain in somebody else’s.
DeathStarPR

“Here’s your armor. It doesn’t stop anything now, but we’re working on it.” -New Stormtrooper Orientation
badbanana

Posted in Humor September 21st, 2010 by Chip
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