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Seen Online

“I hope you’re a beta tester, because I’m unstable and flaky” is probably my worst pick-up line.
baileygenine

hacker – Anyone who knows anything at all about computers beyond e-mail/web browsing, and therefore is a troublemaker.
FakeAPStylebook

You know you’re doing something right in life when the Terminators show up.
badbanana

after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he’d drunk himself backward in time.
Texts From Last Night

Recently I read a piece about what it will mean when we switch over to app-based operating systems, and I was all, what? So the new hotness is a screen on which icons are used to access the programs they represent? Just like the Macintosh in 1984? Somebody get me a chair, the future is blowing my goddamned mind.
John Scalzi, ranting about “apps”

Posted in Humor August 3rd, 2010 by Chip
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