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“Readers Digest Condensed Battlefield Earth!” “But Johnny was not afraid. And the blue tinge faded. Suck suck suck. The end.”
— sharkey

Bonotrooper: “I stiiiiill… haven’t foooound… the droids I was looking for.”

My parents went to this planet whose dominant life-form lacks lateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-shirt.
— perlmonks

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
Kung Fu Monkey

I’ve come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I have a *lot* of bubble gum. You can all relax. Look! Bubbles!

I hate to break it to you, but there’s no “asshole” in team, either.

Posted in Ephemera June 17th, 2009 by Chip
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