I saw the new Star Trek reboot and loved it despite plot holes that you could throw a dog through. bbot has done a deeply wonderful coffee-out-the-nose job of paring the script down to its essentials. Including all the plot holes.
I’m fucking giving birth, you fucker. Where the fuck are you?
Be right there, honey. By the way, what should we name our son?
How about Tiberius?
Pish, Tiberius sucks.
(It should go without saying that this is one long spoiler, so don’t read it if you haven’t seen the movie. Go see the movie, then come back and read this. Without drinking a beverage at the same time.)