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Who Wants to Bet “Tiberius” Smells Like Old Spice?

Genki Wear, LLC, who appears to mostly be a purveyor of replica jewelry, is reported to be developing a line of fragrances “celebrating classic Star Trek.” Scents “Tiberius,” “Pon Farr” and “Red Shirt” will be available in stores this spring.

Okay, “Tiberius” I can see, I guess. The other two titles simply boggle the mind. “Red Shirt…when you want to get shot down.” “Pon Farr…every seven years should be plenty for anyone.”

I’m…speechless.

(via Topless Robot)

Posted in Movies & TV February 3rd, 2009 by Chip
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