This has absolutely no relationship to science fiction, but it makes me awfully happy.

My favorite bit is North Korea, at the 1:52 mark.

“The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.”
— William Gibson

“Instead, they celebrate the pan-denominational Wookiee Life Day, which isn’t as much celebrated by Star Wars fans around this time of year as it is observed, like the anniversary of an atrocity.”
— SciFi Scanner, about the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special

Ask a Klingon (Also Destroy the Universe)

“I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.”
— Steven Wright

I’m hoping that Battlestar Galactica has a Newhart ending, only with Richard Hatch instead of Bob Newhart.
— Lore Sjöberg

The fact that the Harlan Ellison documentary is called Dreams with Sharp Teeth.

“There is no limit to what a bored nerd can do!”
— Tagline for Middle Earth Map, and truer words have never been spoken.

This:

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