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Okay, This Doesn’t Have Anything to Do with Science Fiction

…but it’s one of the most wonderful openings for a news article I’ve ever encountered.

ANKARA, Turkey – Over a thousand Turks spent the first day of the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha in emergency wards on Sunday after stabbing themselves or suffering other injuries while sacrificing startled animals.

That’s comedy gold, baby. (The rest of the article is here, if you want to read it.)

Posted in Ephemera January 3rd, 2007 by Chip
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