Annalee Newitz, a “surly media nerd who will be celebrating the holidays by eating your brain,” has come up with some rather wonderful predictions for future bad holiday gifts.
Peer-to-peer brain distribution client: Everybody is uploading and downloading their brains via the Internet. It’s certainly the best way to travel — just upload your brain in San Francisco and download it into another body in France. The problem is bandwidth. With everybody uploading and downloading their brains around the holidays, the network gets awfully slow. That’s why Yahoo! BitTorrent has introduced the P2P brain distribution client, which allows you to store several copies of your consciousness on multiple computers across the network.
Link (via BoingBoing)
Posted in Humor November 29th, 2006 by Chip
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The TV Land cable network has compiled a list of the 100 greatest catchphrases in TV, from the Walter Cronkite’s nightly “And that’s the way it is” to “We are two wild and crazy guys!” Star Trek made the list three times, with:
- “Live long and prosper” (Spock, “Star Trek”)
- “Resistance is futile” (Picard as Borg, “Star Trek: The Next Generation”)
- “Space, the final frontier …” (Capt. Kirk, “Star Trek”)
The entire list is here.
Posted in Ephemera November 28th, 2006 by Chip
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Last Sunday’s User Friendly.
Posted in Ephemera, Humor November 27th, 2006 by Chip
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From Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars to The Dark Side of the Moon, Space.com’s Spacebox features what they’re calling “the best, worst, and weirdest music inspired by space.”
Posted in Ephemera November 24th, 2006 by Chip
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The United States, the European Union, China, India, Russia, Japan and South Korea have signed a pact to harness the fusion process that powers the sun to make clean, safe and limitless energy.
Link
Posted in News, Science November 22nd, 2006 by Chip
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Amazon.com’s Best of 2006: Books has SF & Fantasy selections by Charles de Lint, Chris Adrian, Terry Brooks, Jeff VanderMeer, Martin Millar, Avram Davidson, Charles Stross, Tim Powers, Bill Willingham, and Neil Gaiman, while the Editors’ Top 50 list includes Cormac McCarthy, Max Brooks, Stephen King, Chris Adrian, Kevin Brockmeier, and Maurice Sendak.
(via Locus)
As part of their 50th anniversary celebration, New Scientist published brief comments by more than 70 scientists about what the next 50 years may hold. A few clips from longer essays:
The biggest breakthrough in the next 50 years will be the discovery of extraterrestrial life.
– Freeman Dyson
Within 50 years, lives will be significantly enhanced by automated reasoning systems that people will perceive as “intelligent”. Although many of these systems will be deployed behind the scenes, others will be in the foreground, serving in an elegant, often collaborative manner to help people do their jobs, to learn and teach, to reflect and remember, to plan and decide, and to create.
– Eric Horvitz
The biggest breakthrough in my field will be the development of an efficient and convenient means of storing a young woman’s ovarian tissue or eggs to be used years later.
– Carl Djerassi
Establishing a self-supporting colony on Mars would change world history – it wouldn’t be just “world” history any more.
– J. Richard Gott
Link (via BoingBoing)
Posted in News, Science November 20th, 2006 by Chip
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Continuing the Chip’s Picks series, my next author to recommend will be Dan Simmons.
Simmons has done quite a bit of work in the horror genre (Summer of Night, Song of Kali), and his science fiction is tinged with a lot of cringe-inducing imagery. However, his descriptions are amazingly rich and detailed, and his characters seem like real people instead of coatracks to hang ideas on (a complaint I always have about Asimov).
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