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11-01-2001"I wish I could make my computer hum the way the guys at the computer repair store can...." (E cat s)
"That's not your computer, they're doing that with a piece of paper and a comb." (Athanor IX)
11-02-2001"Research? How do you do research about the future? ;)" (TomFODW)
"How do you research the future? study the past.." (RowrBasil)
11-03-2001"I read recently that Dr. Stephen Horatio had bio-engineered an algae produced 6 times as much oxygen as currently known forms. Then I realized that it was just another Horatio algae story." (Shadowjakk)
11-04-2001"You could clone The Rock to fight your opponent's clone of Stone Cold Steve Austin." (TomFODW)
"but not being the rock or austin they may prefer ballet" (Spidermanrjd)
"'I SAY MY ENTRECHAT BEATS STONE COLD STEVE'S AND I GOT THE JETES TO PROVE IT!!!'" (TomFODW)
11-05-2001"When some old lady complained to me that space program was a waste, I just turned on weather channel and asked how she liked the satellite radar pic" (PN Elrod 2)
11-06-2001"Ath - you're the 2nd one to bring up Europa tonight." (HOST EBK Astra)
"The Europa Chamber of Commerce has just doubled it's membership" (STARMOM79)
11-07-2001"I got a kid to turn down his car stereo by telling him I couldn't hear the voices in my head." (DerHexer)
11-08-2001"I'd love to meet some aliens. Just on my terms, not theirs." (GeneralZarkoff)
"LOL Gen. What'd your terms be?" (HOST EBK Chip)
"Well, I hold the zapgun would be first." (GeneralZarkoff)
11-09-2001"(my order for TimeLife's Witches and Witchcraft was misdelivered. I got 'visions and prophecies' instead ... will have to turn bookshop owner into a toad)" (RowrBasil)
11-10-2001"I had a gameboy that was possessed by Tetrusgrammatron." (Shadowjakk)
11-11-2001"Who needs a blaster when you can shoot deadly rays out of your eyes?...<--wondering why everyone moves away from him on the Group W bench...." (Drgafia1)
11-12-2001"No..lawyers aren't constricters.. those are Non-Venomous." (RowrBasil)
11-13-2001"[Colonization] You mean we tend to spread where we're not wanted, Chip?" (T83BIRD)
"I know I spread where it's not wanted." (STARMOM79)
11-14-2001"Fremen computer with issues? Dune Buggy, of course." (GeneralZarkoff)
11-15-2001"I have 2 1/2 black cats." (Athanor IX)
"What happened to the other half, Ath?" (TrickedOut Treat)
"One is black/white." (Athanor IX)
11-16-2001"All aliens are obliged to possess one or more tentacles used to menace scantily clad women, whilst speaking pidgin English." (ToxicElephant Jr)
11-17-2001"Look upon my concerts, ye mighty, and despair....Ozzy-mandias." (Shadowjakk)
11-18-2001"IBM announced they'd created a computer circuit out of a singel strand of carbon" (DerHexer)
"Hence the term "spaghetti carbonara"." (FIJAGDH)
11-19-2001"So we can count on hats becoming fashionable again?" (BLR WIZ)
"I don't wear a hat. They put out my pilot light." (DerHexer)
11-20-2001"Everyone should learn to do without air, Helio! How else we gonna live in space? " (Squidlett)
"Then why is there an Air in Space museum?" (FIJAGDH)
11-21-2001"And I'm wondering when would be a safe time to see Harry Potter, when the theater isn't filled with kids." (HOST EBK Astra)
"In 2074." (Athanor IX)
11-22-2001"The Pan-American Strategic Cooperation Board..established by government to organize North.South America against the Nazis..Not one luftwaffe attack inent to 50 plus years..must be doing a good job.." (RowrBasil)
11-23-2001"What happened to Astra?" (Patterner)
"Chickens kept her at work.: )" (Araiused)
"Ah, too bad. You'd think she could out-run chickens." (Patterner)
11-24-2001"[Home cloning kits] Yup, Morb. You buy the kit and push the stick into the embryo. If it turns blue, you've cloned a Pict." (Shadowjakk)
11-25-2001"I don't try to convert anyone [to SF]. I wouldn't want anyone trying to convert me to Barbara Cartland" (STARMOM79)
11-26-2001"A happy ending for most sci-fi movies is 'Financing falls through before start of production.'" (Athanor IX)
11-27-2001"Neuroses? OK ... I like neudaisies better, Myst." (AirheadToday)
11-28-2001"[Terraforming] I did my planet up in camouflage colors and now I can't find it. ;)" (BLR WIZ)
11-29-2001"What happens if we find a world with low level life already present?" (HOST EBK Astra)
"I think, Astra, we should preserve the low life. For study." (Araiused)
"I'm all for low life." (STARMOM79)
"Sure, you never know when you're going to need a barfly." (Patterner)
11-30-2001"too bad Ponce De Leone failed to discover the fountain of youth" (Darkomik77)
"He did, Dark. Alas, he fell in and came out a lizard." (HOST EBK Mystik)
"ahh so thats where white man speak with forkrked tongue came from" (Spidermanrjd)
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