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09-01-2001"Besides, that whole SIXTH SENSE thing was misunderstood. The kid was saying "Icy dead people." It was the Slurpee flavor of the month." (Shadowjakk)
09-02-2001"[Locations of SF WorldCons] I'd like to see it in Detroit. Or Chicago ... Indianapolis, maybe." (Athanor IX)
"It was in Chicago last year, Ath." (Patterner)
"I knew I should've paid attention." (Athanor IX)
09-03-2001"There's about 80% of our DNA that doesn't appear to express itself." (HOST EBK Chip)
"I bet somewhere in the unused portion is (c) Microsoft" (Athanor IX)
09-04-2001"Can you imagine if you had to run a cable from planet to planet. What a mess!" (STARMOM79)
"TSL, Tachyon subscriber Line. Downloads take -10 minutes." (FIJAGDH)
09-05-2001"Ethics is what you should do. Morals are what you do do." (BLR WIZ)
09-06-2001"If they can send men to the moon - why don't they?" (Plmckissic)
09-07-2001"When we understand laughing with the Stooges, we understand a deep part of the male psyche." (E cat s)
"Honey, there is no DEEP part of the male psyche." (RowrBasil)
09-08-2001"Shadow, what were those books you were reading, about the rift that opened and let the dead people back out?" (HOST EBK Chip)
"That was some IRS internal document, Chip." (Shadowjakk)
09-09-2001"I think if this pope had ANY sense of humor at all, he would have selected the name George Ringo I" (Hypatia141)
09-10-2001"[Medicine in the ST universe] "We've cured everything but baldness!"" (HOST EBK Chip)
"That's cause they cured Vanity too Chip ;)" (REGENTIC)
09-11-2001"I recall finding, on my answering machine, a "poll" being conducted by a computer. It took my recorded response in "answering" to be a human response. And I thought, 'One machine talking to another! I AM living in The World of the Future!'" (Drgafia1)
09-12-2001"TC, I always say "Donner" when asked what name by a restaurant hostess. That way I get to hear "Donner party of four, your table is ready." (FIJAGDH)
09-13-2001"You know, it's a fact that if two PCs are otherwise identical, the black one is at least... 2X as fast." (MToney)
09-14-2001"The Byzantines preserved a lot, which was destroyed when the Crusaders sacked Constantinople" (Athanor IX)
"Athanor..hey, it was spring break.." (RowrBasil)
09-15-2001"The Yeti was an elaborate plot to replace the Dali Lama with a local sheep....Which was called the Ewe Sherpa." (Shadowjakk)
09-16-2001"[Tree puns] Hi Der...can you arbortrate this pun slaughter?" (Meinhardt7)
09-17-2001"We lost a lot of ancient writings because they were "heretical," and nobody preserved them." (HOST EBK Chip)
"You mean, Aristotle's treatise on Knock-Knock Jokes?" (RowrBasil)
09-18-2001"They used rat cells to nourish them [stem cells]. Now the first batch is contaminated." (PrfsorFate)
"Overheard in the future: "Are you a man or a mouse?" "Not sure, really"" (FIJAGDH)
09-19-2001"Rowling appears to be a Brit *upside-down* snob." (T83BIRD)
""upside-down snob"?" (Athanor IX)
"upside down snob is pous" (STARMOM79)
09-20-2001"Okay...The old ones lived in a parrallel universe or were "confined" there?" (OWC Mars)
"they lived there. they waited." (RowrBasil)
"they ate popcorn" (Drgafia1)
09-21-2001"what do you have to be moving in relation to to not be loitering?" (Mewseido)
09-22-2001"There's nothing funnier than a fundie who believes that Ouija boards are inhabited by demons" (Athanor IX)
"Everybody knows they're inhabited by IRS auditors." (Shadowjakk)
09-23-2001"[Commenting on aliens coming to Earth to eat humans] Should we just bow down and say "We come with fries" to the aliens" (Bo The Writer)
09-24-2001"STAR, computers still run on magic smoke. When the smoke gets out, the computer stops working....Unless it's white smoke. Then it means the computer has just elected a new pope." (HOST EBK Chip)
"Don't lets go there again" (STARMOM79)
"You have something against Catholic computers? :)" (HOST EBK Chip)
"Whole new meaning to "host server", Chip." (FIJAGDH)
09-25-2001"let's sick France on them...they'll rude them to death" (RhoadKyll2)
09-26-2001"I'm hooked, I tell you, I have a book on my back" (STARMOM)
09-27-2001"Then there was the psychic matador who retired 'cause he was too predict-a-bull" (T83BIRD)
09-28-2001"as i mentioned late late last night, CNN has a psi-cop for an anchor" (GRENDALS1)
"Andrea Thompson" (SF Mystikal)
"what an angle on geting a story, sources dont know that they were the source" (GRENDALS1)
09-29-2001"May I apologize for my remarks about New Yorkers....Ich bein ein damnyankee." (RowrBasil)
09-30-2001"Some people have lost or gained faith in God after this terror. I have lost belief in benevolent aliens." (Iog entry)
"Wanting to be saved from above, log? Or across borders?" (HOST EBK Astra)
"Nope, Astra. I'm just gonna charge those little green guys higher landing fees next time they wanna borrow my backyard." (Iog entry)
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