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08-01-2007"Actually - aliens don't even need to come to earth. They can find out everything they need to know about humanity on You Tube." (ECharles)
08-02-2007"Overheard in the personality upload lab: " Hanson, Manson.... Who'd have thought one letter could make such a difference" <G>" (REG)
08-03-2007"I truly believe, that when we *do* get to the stars...there will be *someone* who sits in orbit around a planet that has an entry-level industrial technology, and sends drones down to pluck innocent individuals out of the pack for random colonoscopies, and then go ballistic on their farm critters. Just for the hell of it." (Shadowjack)
08-04-2007"Oh! Nearly forgot; they've found a planet that's part of a three-sun solar system." (OWC Chip)
"we will call it McMurray..." (RowrBasil)
08-05-2007"Low humor is universal." (Shadowjack)
"It is if the aliens are male, Shadow." (HOST Chip)
"All aliens are male." (Shadowjack)
"Ernest goes to space." (Zyxt)
"We will establish a dialogue using the 3 Stooges and Benny Hill." (Shadowjack)
08-06-2007"What if aliens communicate by smell?" (Derhexer)
"Then, Der, my laundry basket is their ancient sworn enemy." (Zyxt)
08-07-2007"I've been accused of being a Banshee! But that's only once a month or so..." (Plmckissic)
08-08-2007''We would have won the game, but the Lord BLEW it in the fourth quarter!' (things never said)" (RowrBasil)
08-09-2007"why is it called the garden of eden...was there more of eden?" (XhasyXha3)
08-10-2007"Lost cities - Diaspar, Trantor, Toledo?" (Derhexer)
08-11-2007""If work were fun then everyone would want to come back every day" <---a former boss" (REGENTIC)
08-12-2007"They thought he was crazy to look for an imaginary city. But he used Homers directions and actual;l;y found it." (BLRWIZ)
"Yeah, directions from a blind poet. Unless his last name is Garmin... no thanks." (Zyxt)
"garmin uses poetry for directions?" (ceeJayDP)
"If you download the Vogon plug-in, or the Burmashave add-on, Cee." (Zyxt)
08-13-2007"Speaking of episodes, the "final" one of B5 is next Wed. nite." (T83BIRD)
"Will they be making B5 movies now?" (RELM Helio)
"So it will be B5.1 The Movie... B5.2, B5.3 etc:" (RIKnJAK)
"Rik, do you think B5.2 will bomb??" (ATOMICBOHR)
08-14-2007"ANYTHING ON SFC that does NOT involve CGI snakes..if i want to see snakes, i will have to increase my drinking habit considerably..." (Rowrbasil)
08-15-2007"I believe dolphins are intelligent, T. And they're eternally pissed off that we got hands and they got flippers. Goes way back to a "rock, paper, scissors" episode they couldn't evn participate in. All they could ever do was "paper". Once our hominid ancestors learned that, it was all over." (Shadowjack)
08-16-2007"Anyway, Diana, I think that something like SEVENTH SIGN falls outside of the purview of science...how do you test for Divine Intervention?" (RELM Chip)
"Chip Test would be to tempt fate - "God, Strike me down if..." ;)" (SquidRIK)
08-17-2007"So the idea goes that God also put false fossils and geological evidence in the rocks, to give the Earth a "lived-in" look." (RELM Chip)
"Why would god go through all the trouble of creating a false history?" (Kakaze)
"This is a test, Kaz, this is only a test...If this was one of God's real emergencies, you would hear the trumpets blare" (Phx8)
08-18-2007"More like, how will civilization fall, Bah." (RELM Chip)
"Two words...Spice Girls" (JFBENN68)
08-19-2007"(just located autographed editions of Sturgeon for my coming book safari...put next to that handwritten, signed Heinlein card...'I Have No Life But Many Shelves..'" (Rowrbasil)
08-20-2007"Helio, I already made a couple of after-lifes. Called *children*" (Hypatia141)
08-21-2007"IM INTERESTIN FOR A PERSON FROM CALIFORNIA" (gladimil)
"Where the heck did that one come from???" (PMSallume)
"From Cal." (BLRWIZ)
08-22-2007"We came to sieze your berries, not to praise them" (TAMARAC223)
08-23-2007""Luke, I am your father" "Oh yea, fork over 18 years of child support please"" (REG)
08-24-2007"Bigfoot moved to Macchu Pichu, Nessie's on the Ark, Chupacabra's swimming in Bermuda, and my UFO's got no place to park." (Zyxt)
08-25-2007"you don't suppose the aliens have been dropping off their nutcases and that's how we got this way, do you?" (ceeJayDP)
"Well, cee, that would explain an awful lot of things." (HOST Gaia)
"why they won't come back any more, for one thing... LOL" (ceeJayDP)
08-26-2007"Oh, this one has nothing at all to do with SF, but it's the best headline I've ever seen...."China insists on approving reincarnations of Tibetan lamas"" ([HOST Chip)
"LOL Chip, well after the counterfeit products scandals recently, it makes good sense. ;)" (REG)
08-27-2007"Also, there was an article is SCIAM that science fiction is dead. Yeah, right. It'll be dead when we have no more imagination and no longern want adventure. I bet God likes science fiction. Even She needs some ripping great adventure" (Derhexer)
08-28-2007"[News articles are] just referring to it as a "void," min." (HOST Chip)
"Void sounds too Trekkie...I have this image of Spock on CNN now" (daleb)
08-29-2007"[Taping eyeglasses] A macho geek would use electrical tape" (STARMOM79)
08-30-2007"Yeah long silences get to me too. Makes me feel everyone is looking at me." (Tech)
"Then either disconnect your camera or put some clothes on Tech" (BLRWIZ)
08-31-2007"When the aliens land: Everybody show up at the first meeting with different latex foreheads. Messin' with ET." (Zyxt)
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