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08-01-2001""Dear, you're eating the children!!" "Sorry honey, I got a PacMan virus over the net and they all look like fruit to me."" (Seraph23)
08-02-2001"Zyxt, they've come out with a perfume which both you *and* your cat can wear." (JNRChip)
"It only comes as a spray, chip. :)" (Shadowjakk)
08-03-2001"Oh, in The Door Into Summer there was a cat." (E cat s)
"I've ran in to the door into summer and it hurt" (AmaSmart1)
08-04-2001"Pierson's Puppeteers. The Ralph Nader aliens." (Shadowjakk)
"ROFL Shadow Unsafe at any lightspeed" (FIJAGDH)
08-05-2001"I am waiting for the "New Improved Testament with whiteners" before I read it." (SciFiDog)
08-06-2001"After last chat's Caloris Basin debacle, I figured that space history was out." (HOST EBK Chip)
"Caloris Basin? Wasn't she the forgotten Bond girl?" (RowrBasil)
08-07-2001"E, they're perfecting a program that substitutes virtual bus rides for the real thing so that disabled individuals can learn to use a public transportation system." (HOST EBK Astra)
"whole new spin on data bus, Astra" (AmaSmart1)
08-08-2001"[Converting unbelievers to SF] some missionary work.." (RowrBasil)
"Now, if we revolt can we tack up the "Diet of Wormholes" on your door, Rowr?" (Seraph23)
08-09-2001"Question 10: What is Sector General?" (HOST EBK Chip)
"One step above Sector Colonel." (MToney)
08-10-2001"[MAROONED IN REAL TIME] Tiny bobbles, in the time" (TAMirabile)
08-11-2001""Fix this dang Replicator! It keeps asking if I want fries with everything!" <G>" (REGENTIC)
08-12-2001"VR could be used to teach geeks social skills. Not very often, but occasionally we're supposed to act like normal people." (JNRChip)
"The problem with that, Chip, is ... who is going to program the skills into the VR program? Catch 22." (Iog entry)
08-13-2001"Question 16: What was Mr. Spock's father's name?" (HOST EBK Chip)
""Dad."" (MToney)
08-14-2001"Uh..when Klaatu gestured to Gort, and said 'fuggetaboutit!' ..from 'the day new jersey stood still" (RowrBasil)
08-15-2001"Does anyone seriously believe that a star-spanning race would be interested in planetary conquest?" (Drgafia1)
"DrG, a *star spanner* would be quite a wrench." (T83BIRD)
"T, when eclipsed it would become a crescent wrench." (FIJAGDH)
08-16-2001"Well...what I meant is that there's no secret mark which differentiates fans from non-fans, Ath." (HOST EBK Chip)
"What? You don't have the secret tattoo, Chip?" (Sancho100)
08-17-2001"[To alien invaders] "No, no, no, we keep all the REALLY good stuff in something called a Black Hole. Go there" ;)" (REGENTIC)
08-18-2001"So, age is the major disaster all of us are facing? Not asteroids? :)" (HOST EBK Astra)
"I get hit with age more often than I get hit with asteroids." (StaceyKaye)
08-19-2001"This is the point where, if this were a Freshman dorm room, we'd all stare vapidly at the ceiling and muse over whether or not we'd *already* been uploaded and this was just all part of a program where we *think* we're still alive and chatting. "(Seraph23)
08-20-2001"You're wrong. Surrender or be destroyed." (RowrBasil)
"How about surrender AND be destroyed (saves time)." (PrfsorFate)
08-21-2001"Who was it that painted clothing on the Sistene Chapel figures?" (STARMOM79)
"Prissybrichesnio.." (RowrBasil)
08-22-2001"I like the word croggle. And confuzzled. They roll nicely in the mouth :)" (HOST EBK Astra)
"I like phlurge" (STARMOM79)
"And what does it mean, STAR?" (HOST EBK Astra)
"Nothing, I made it up mixing up my daughter's magnetic letters on the fridge. It will find it's own meaning in due time. This is the first time it is out in public. It needed the proper forum." (STARMOM79)
08-23-2001"Then there's Con, ConCom, ConDom, and WelCommittee" (HOST EBK Astra)
"And cretin con, Astra" (Araiused)
"Don't forget ConFused" (BLR WIZ)
08-24-2001"Overheard on the weather channel: "it's not the hate, so much as the stupidity."" (FIJAGDH)
08-25-2001"So...it's OK to kill a sentient critter if it's attacking your kid. What if it wants your pizza?" (Shadowjakk)
"Hasta la pizza, baby." (FIJAGDH)
"'I'll be back -- In half an hour or less, or your money back""(Shadowjakk)
08-26-2001"I judge agendas by their conformity with my own biases, which of course are the universal standard for correctness." (Athanor IX)
08-27-2001"Press any sequence of letters that form a coherent, funny, or thoughtful sentence to chat." (GeneralZarkoff)
08-28-2001"If you're cursed by a virtual wiccan to be a virtual werewolf at the virtual full moon, does the curse carry over to our world?" (T83BIRD)
"Nah, T. It takes a wolfbyte to do that." (FIJAGDH)
08-29-2001"Shadow, many years ago in the comic strip Mandrake the Magician, the Yeti were aliens in Yeti suits." (T83BIRD)
"What did they look like without the suits, T8?" (Shadowjakk)
"Naked Yetis." (PrfsorFate)
08-30-2001"I think superstring is the stuff they close kitty litter bags with" (STARMOM79)
08-31-2001"So far. But she [a psychic] said I'd be married 3 times! EEEEEEEEKKK!" (Gandalara)
"maybe your aura got mixed in the ether with a Gabor sister" (RhoadKyll2)
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