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08-01-2000"Some students I used to know thought the Diet of Worms was what Klingons ate." (T83BIRD)
08-02-2000""If you don't surrender now, we shall bombard your planet with a fake looking light show!"..."Go ahead and try it! We've got ILM working for us!"" (Jay 2K Winger)
08-03-2000"Do you think authors make dragons telepathic, to make them more appealing?" (HOST EBK Astra)
"No, I think it's because it would be weird to have telepathic elephants." (Patterner)
08-04-2000"Aliens who always say "take me to your leader"" (SpleenVent)
"Well, what would you say in their place, Spleen? :)" (HOST EBK Chip)
"I would say "I'll have a michelob"" (SpleenVent)
08-05-2000"[Corporate sponsorship] I can just see the first man or woman on mars with REDMAN on their spacesuit" (SpleenVent)
08-06-2000"The meek will inherit the Earth, everybody else will go to the stars." (Araiused)
08-07-2000"Energy suckers, soul eaters, are they vamps?" (SciFiDog)
"I'd say yes, Sci....They drain you of something and it causes you harm." (HOST EBK Chip)
"You two just defined congress." (Techyo)
08-08-2000"We're talking about parasites - worms, bugs, beetles, teenagers" (DerHexer)
08-09-2000"Nobody [alien] abducts me without candy and flowers first." (RowrBasil)
08-10-2000"[SF Taboos] There ya go! You don't see many, "Gee, I was stranded in my spaceship and ... running out of food when Johnson's left leg started looking like a ham!" stories. (MToney)
08-11-2000"Tia, when you're a space rookie they send you to look for the key to the arilocks." (T83BIRD)
08-12-2000"Another good cliche is, "discovering that aliens are secretly ruling Earth."" (HOST EBK Chip)
"Yeah, the New York Times runs that article every few weeks... then they erase our memories.." (LiveZombie)
08-13-2000"I also wonder why women need to wear so much spandex in the future....Cotton blight during the apocalypse?" (Seraph23)
08-14-2000"Ever notice you've been behind the same car through 20 miles of road and 15 turns and wonder what they are thinking?" (Techyo)
"Actually, I do. If I happen to be following someone in a car for a long period, I start to wonder if they're getting nervous. :)" (HOST EBK Chip)
"Chip, I usually try and calm them down by waving my axe in a friendly manner." (Seraph23)
08-15-2000"You're old when you hear a radio request-'play some oldies..from 1985' And want to shoot both the DJ and the caller." (RowrBasil)
08-16-2000"I wonder how many people plummet to their deaths in the Jetson's world. I don't think I've ever seen a guard rail on that show" (Athanor IX)
08-17-2000"I can't stay long, kids....got an early flight. :(...Chicago...to deliver a paper :(" (Hypatia141)
"Hope their subscription is paid up, Hy" (Azbard)
08-18-2000"The aliens had abducted Gladys Cravits, but dropped her at SafeWay. No need for reprogramming" (Rasgold)
08-19-2000"The voices say the reason the commuinst revolution was violent was all the REDRUM they drank <g>" (REGENTIC)
08-20-2000"my daughter has an evil twin?" (TCoehoorn)
"TC, your daughter IS the evil twin" (Hypatia141)
"darn id better disconnect that doomsday device she and mcgiver were working on" (TCoehoorn)
08-21-2000"Question 17: Who are famous for being the third-worst poets in the galaxy?" (HOST EBK Chip)
"country singers" (BDKNM)
08-22-2000"As our SF/SciFi is proven to have wrong data, it morphs into fantasy :) " (Gandalara)
08-23-2000"If trees had ghosts...Jordon would be in deep sawdust." (Techyo)
08-24-2000"My definition: ALIEN is science fiction. ALIENS is sci fi." (Drgafia1)
08-25-2000"[AI's ruling humans] If you go with the cliche that the AI thinks a million times faster than the meat, it would be like a human ruling a forest...not the animals, the trees." (Athanor IX)
08-26-2000"That's not some evil cybernetic entity that's suddenly become self aware and bent on worldwide destruction.... it's Tammy Faye without makeup" <G>" (REGENTIC)
08-27-2000"The simultaneous decathalon/heptathalon/pentatholn for clones...." (BugsBnny)
08-28-2000"Levitation... huh. I've done that twice so far....Spider on the arm of my recliner was one, snake under my car was the other." (MToney)
08-29-2000"I think one of the characteristics of a vampire is that it causes harm to its host." (HOST EBK Chip)
"Yeah, that is in the union contract." (Azbard)
08-30-2000"I think they should name the awards: "short, medium, long, and too long stories."" (SciFiDog)
08-31-2000"Picard really got worried about the way that Data keeps reading "2001: A Space Odyssey" over and over again and keeps calling him Dave......." (BLR WIZ)
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