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07-01-2007"<---when my computer shuts down HAL says "This conversation can serve no further purpose, goodbye"" (REG)
"when it starts up does it say "goodmorning dave"?" (XhasyXha)
"No, it says "Intrusion! Identify...clear Logan 5"" (REG)
07-02-2007"Well here in Texas we consider most of the world foreign." (Techyo)
07-03-2007"since we're all experiencing lag and we aren't all using AOL" (HOST Gedi)
"I didn't notice any lag. But, I'm on dial-up, so I guess my scooter just trundles along down the breakdown lane" (Derhexer)
07-04-2007"I loathe Donaldson with a twitch-inducing passion." (Athanor IX)
07-05-2007"do you have to pay to be a host?" (Gtlgiffin)
"Gtl - we pay in chewed fingernails and frayed nerves :-)" (HOST RL Astra)
"Do we get on your nerves, Astra, honey? ....... neener neener neener :-P" (STARMOM79)
07-06-2007""How do you make a radio WAVE?" "I'm not sure, but it helps to be a fellow sailor..."" (Drgafia1)
07-07-2007"[self-aware AI] I recall it regarded humans as perishing passing beings, and its calling to serve the Creator by carrying out its will in maintaining the Station......I dont know if it bowed towards its factory five times a day or not.." (Rowrbasil)
07-08-2007"I'm a syphilitic piano player in a brothel/plannedparenthood clinic. (Actually, I'm in the entertainment industry. I just say that so my parents won't be embarassed.)" (Zyxt)
07-09-2007"A hero is usually a bum in the right place at the wrong time" (WMSchillin)
07-10-2007"I know, I saw Pinocchio and thought the lead was wooden" (PrfsorFate)
07-11-2007"Future SF Status Symbol.... One of the last remaining AOL disks." (CRKRJCK1)
07-12-2007"Question 24: In BABYLON FIVE, what cartoon character's picture hangs in Michael Garibaldi's quarters?" (HOST Chip)
"Bill Gates?" (Shadowjack)
07-13-2007"A NEW Hero? Did you fill out the form?" (REGENTIC)
07-14-2007"The space between your ears is big enough to comprehend a universe billions of light years across and expanding at light speed every second. How's that?" (Derhexer)
07-15-2007"Dale, Mary Shelley considered Dr.Frankenstein a social innovator and the monster merely much misunderstood. She was, after all, the daughter of William Godwin." (T man)
"Godwin's Daughter's Law: In an online debate, whoever compares his/her opponent to Frankenstein loses by default." (Zyxt)
07-16-2007"Did you know there's a Website devoted to whether or not Vigoda is still alive, Der?" (HOST Chip)
"There should be a website devoted to whether he ever *was* alive" (Shadowjack)
07-17-2007"If space continues to expand, at some point in billions and billions of years, there will be no stars visible, and photons may come by once/month" (Derhexer)
"Somehow I doubt that I will be around that long Der " (BLRWIZ)
"I won't. I'm long past my 'best due by' date on my birth certificate" (Derhexer)
07-18-2007"The voices love 2001, near the end during the 20 minute technicolor "let's go to the future" part, they sing o/~Lets do the time warp again~/o and throw toast at the screen" (REG)
07-19-2007"If we lived under a red sun, strong white light would seem horrible to us. How do beings with red suns *read*? :)" (Gandalara)
"Maybe they just read tabloids. Those don't require a lot of light." (Anaparenna)
07-20-2007"I drop hints the way Curtis Lemay dropped napalm." (RowrBasil)
07-21-2007"Our PC's at work are all connected to different printers and I'm connected to 2, one is D2, and I asked if our other could be R2 and IS said we can't have Star Wars printers." (STARMOM79)
07-22-2007"Had to the voices yet again, that Harry Potter isn't that colonel guy from MASH," (REGENTIC)
07-23-2007"Is it ok though to quote a fictional mad scientist to someone that knows no better?" (daleb)
"I just get by with assigning the words of Victor Frankenstein to Stephen Hawking." (Shadowjack)
"Wrong, Shadow. Their accents are nothing alike." (Zyxt)
07-24-2007"they should have sent in a mom to find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction. You can't hide anything from a mom" (STARMOM79)
07-25-2007"You need to stay out of those religious chat rooms, they just mess with your mind" (OWC Gaia)
"I go there for the floor show, the cockfights, and the mud wrestling." (RowrBasil)
"Snake handling?" (OWC Gaia)
"No Snakes..they're busy teaching law students." (RowrBasil)
07-26-2007"What do you think Elvis would have thought if he knew he was Michael Jackson's father in law one time?" (STARMOM79)
"o/` I'm all shook up o/`" (Techyo)
07-27-2007"I always get misty eyed when they kill the shark in JAWS." (BLR WIZ)
07-28-2007"40-50 years from there will probably be a news flash that the last e-mail message was sent yesterday." (Derhexer)
07-29-2007""There are five lights. There are five lights. There are five lights." - Me, instructing a stagehand." (Zyxt)
07-30-2007"It's This Month in Science tonight, BLR." (OWC Chip)
"How about a This Month in Retro Science...things like fire, catapults, etc." (Daleb987)
07-31-2007"My pet peeve on the subject. David Gerrold ... Finish the Chtorr ... Just start passing out his home phone number and he will get the message ;)" (BLR WIZ)
"LOL BLR do you have the phone #?" (Maybeeso)
"No, May. I have the Vatican's number. Perhaps the Pope could get him to finish it?" (BLR WIZ)
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