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05-01-2000"In Heinlein's THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST, what odd requirement was imposed on all male descendants of the Carter Family?" (HOST EBK Chip)
"Had to mow neighbors grass every Friday." (Knightstra)
05-02-2000"Here were the martians, dead, slain by the putrefying bacteria they had ingested..." (RowrBasil)
"Aha, food poisoning." (PrfsorFate)
"the MIDS problem..Martian Immune Deficiency Syndrome." (RowrBasil)
05-03-2000"Really Really Old joke alert: "Once had intregral trees but had to get rid of them, got tired of raking up the fractions" <g>" (REGENTIC)
05-04-2000"What if we meet silicon intelligences? How do you think they'll reproduce?" (HOST EBK Muse)
"if they are like aol's sillicon --with busy signals" (ZebraWings)
05-05-2000"you know, I'm surprised that on Star trek humans don't have a reputation for being randy....Klingons fight, Frengi take your money, humans sleep with you" (HeyPaulS)
05-06-2000"[The night before Easter] Nos coloraturi te salutamus....We who are about to dye salute you." (Shadowjakk)
05-07-2000"I do wish people would look over their vows and think if they mean it or not" (HeyPaulS)
""Hmmm ... I do. I don't. I do. I do. And, I don't."" (Rasgold)
05-08-2000"In Lindholm's Alien Earth, the *passengers* sleep in wombs supplied by the ship beasts." (Gandalara)
"if it makes them crazy would they go wombbats?" (TAMirabile)
05-09-2000"comet, does your spell checker become a king when it reaches the other end???" (BatleTiger)
05-10-2000"Avoid Rip Van Wrinkles during cryogenesis... use "cold cream"" (Seraph23)
05-11-2000"[After a huge volley of greetings] Talk about a contact Hi..." (ECharles)
05-12-2000"Gray, when I was growing up, a transistor would have been someone who disliked buses." (T83BIRD)
05-13-2000"Living on a comet would tend to foster low-sodium diets." (Shadowjakk)
05-14-2000""Doctor says I've got net congestion, take two rebufferin and dial up in the morning" ;)" (REGENTIC)
05-15-2000"I always wanted to see The Foundation Series with a forward by Bob Vila" (REGENTIC)
05-16-2000"In 2300, nanite virii will make computer virii a fond memory.... A virus that reprograms nanites to transform people into shar-peis, or pink lawn flamingos.." (Athanor IX)
05-17-2000"Really, Gray? Nothing new to report on the red planet, eh?" (HOST EBK Astra)
"Just the opposite really Astra, we know too much" (Graymasque)
"Think of the books that will be written when we finally get there :)" (HOST EBK Astra)
"Oh my. Little Dome on the Plains?" (Graymasque)
05-18-2000"I'd want to ask what kind of religions are around in 300 years" (Graymasque)
"By then you can download the Religion of the Day." (BLR WIZ)
05-19-2000"what is retirement? lol" (Graymasque)
"That's replacing tires, Gray." (Techyo)
05-20-2000"What will we tell the people 300 years in the future about ourselves, Shadow?" (HOST EBK Chip)
"Well...the first thing I'd tend to tell people would be: "Hey, I'm 344 years old!"" (Shadowjakk)
05-21-2000"The moons of Mars are visible with a minimum of telescoping. Telescopes are old." (E cat s)
"telescopes will have to do, they keep shooting down our probes." (SpleenVent)
05-22-2000"In THE RIDDLEMASTER OF HED, the protagonist (who was from Hed) was travelling by boat. When it sank, his horse went down with it, and I cdn't help but think, "Oh, the poor horseless Hed-man..." (Drgafia1)
05-23-2000"The first law of predictiions..'If this goes on'...Seldom does." (RowrBasil)
05-24-2000"SF and Wodehouse!!! Yeah!...Jeeves....bring me the pearl -handled phaser!" (Plmckissic)
05-25-2000"What about irritating detestable aliens? Ones you'd never want to hear about again?" (HOST EBK Astra)
"Elian Gonzalez" (Graymasque)
05-26-2000"Greg Benford had far future persons be advanced elite humans called Supras." (T83BIRD)
"The advanced elite humans will not be named after a Toyota. " (Athanor IX)
05-27-2000"Well, one of my ancestors in the 1700s came from Prussia to fight for England in the Revolutionary War. And stayed." (Patterner)
"Did they leave you anything, Patt...like maybe some Prussic Asset? :)" (Shadowjakk)
05-28-2000"Modern burning at the stake: tied by fiber optics to an Ethernet card and overloaded ;)" (REGENTIC)
05-29-2000"I've tried playing Alpha Male. And if eveyone would stop laughing it might work." (Techyo)
05-30-2000"Bless me Host for I have sinned..I have seen BEarth.." (RowrBasil)
"Say 10 Las Long quotes and read 2 Foundations and all will be forgiven:)" (HOST EBK Comet)
05-31-2000"Don't get me started on people who ride bikes on the roads while I'm trying to drive and talk on the phone at the same time! <G>" (Plmckissic)
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