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04-01-2008"I remember a Dave Allen skit. The last man on Earth hears a womans cry for help. He rescues her from the debrie and finds out that she is a nun." (BLR WIZ)
"Who gets converted?" (HeyPaulS)
04-02-2008"I'd like to meet a male me. Would ask how it felt to be 'aggressive', instead of, er, witchy." (Gandalara)
04-03-2008"The trouble with space opera..in space no one can hear your Aria." (RowrBasil)
04-04-2008"I think it'd be scary if Dinos were like birds... I have no idea what I would do if a Velociraptor came up and wanted it's ears scratched..." (SkeksisGirl)
"Scratch carefully while crooning...nice raptor...good raptor" (daleb)
04-05-2008"Sure, Chip, the next geneation will have extra limbs attached or change their sex" (Derhexer)
"Change their sex....."You got yourself pregnant?!? Wait til your father gets home" ;)" (REG)
04-06-2008"How about the Los Angeles of Blade Runner. That'd be fun to visit. maybe even get to see Edward Olmos' other expression" (Zeitgeist)
""I Visited BLADERUNNER, and all I got was this lousy origami chicken."" (HOST Shadow)
04-07-2008"This author's "Sprawl" series of novels combines voodoo with computers." (HOST Chip)
"I thought computers ALREADY involved voodoo...and goat sacrifices." (daleb)
"Dale, goat sacrifices are only for MAC's" (Starmom)
04-08-2008"The martians have a pretty good record at destroying our probes Reg" (daleb)
"The voices say the Martians are keeping them on purpose "One more and I can trade them in for a Mood rock" ;)" (REG)
04-09-2008"methinks its about time for a "this is your brain-this is your brain on aol" commercial" (SpleenVent)
04-10-2008"From Here to Eternity next to Time Enough For Love...The Invisible Man next to the Illustrated Man next to Grey's Anatomy" (Seraph23)
04-11-2008"I don't recall what they were photographing; the edge of a crater or something. But they caught an avalanche in progress [on Mars]." (HOST Chip)
"Next up - Senate hearings on why there was no warning about the landslide" (daleb)
04-12-2008"As Seinfeld once said, 'if your name is Jeeves, you're going to be a butler. That's all there is to it. '...Can't be a hitman for the mob.. 'Sir. I beg your pardon, but I am obliged to ''wack" you now."" (RowrBasil)
04-13-2008"United Way had a book and CD sale today. Among other CDs I picked up Tom Petty's Greatest Hits and Rod Stewart sings rock hit of the 80s. Ah, well, for $1.50 each I didn't feel bad about running them thru the shredder" (Derhexer)
04-14-2008"A teeny-tiny pterodactyl fossil was discovered recently, Skek....About the size of a bat." (HOST Chip)
"OK, I'll ask it. Did they taste like chicken?" (daleb)
04-15-2008"What do you have when you've buried Wes Crusher up to his neck in sand?...Not enough sand" (Phx8)
04-16-2008"[Alternate careers] Chuck Heston as a primate researcher." (HOST EBK Chip)
"Chip, or a guest on Sesame Street... teaching triangles, rectangles etc. "Damn Dirty Shapes!" (Seraph23)
04-17-2008"Where are all these people who complain that no one comes to chat anymore?" (T man)
04-18-2008"You heard about the pope that won the marathon?...He was one tocque over the line." (HOST Shadow)
04-19-2008"The trouble with heaven is that it might be full of all those people who were absolutely sure they were the ones going to get in there.. Folks most of us wouldnt spend 4 minutes with, much less millenia.." (RowrBasil)
04-20-2008"Speaking of SF inventions and creating things, have y'all seen about the guy suing to keep the Large Hadron Collider from being switched on? Claims that it might open a rift and suck the Earth into an alternate dimension. Doesn't want us to risk it." (HOST Chip)
"Thats weird" (daleb)
"But it *did* happen the moment the supreme court decided the election for Bush in '00, Dale. So there is precedent." (Shadowjack)
04-21-2008"Inside cosmic joke the LHC [Large Hadron Collider] will find and revealed here first: "This dimension left intentionally blank" ;) (REG)
04-22-2008"So what's everybody's favorite fictional version of Mars?" (HOST Chip)
"John Carter's :)" (Ara)
"LOL Ara. You liked four-armed guys and women who lay eggs, huh?" (HOST Chip)
"Four armed guys? That means four hands. Hmm. Let me think" (Starmom)
04-23-2008"of course there was a big bang spielberg was the director" (Everett250)
04-24-2008"And the [gamma ray] burst was 2.5 million times brighter than the biggest supernova yet observed. So it was a biiiiig burst." (HOST Chip)
"Or a really bad industrial accident....Who was screwing with their star?" (daleb)
04-25-2008"If we could evolve to become noncorporeal beings, space stations would not be necessary." (T83BIRD)
"If snails had briefcases, they would be lawyers." (RowrBasil)
04-26-2008"I've already told Shadow that if he plans to colonize Mars he can do it without me. I don't do zero gee." (Chip)
"I'll be happy to colonize Mars all by myself....All I'll need is a large, safe habitat and several hundred women." (HOST Shadow)
04-27-2008"Well, I personally, cannot prove that any of you exist. But I run on faith and pretty much ignore that detail." (daleb)
"That's just a good healthy dose of solipsism, dale." (HOST Chip)
"And cold medicine" (daleb)
04-28-2008"Spice Girls is the topic?" (Ara)
"If you wanna, Ara. :)...If you really, really wanna." (Shadowjack)
04-29-2008"Gills work good for a 4,000 pound shark." (BLRWIZ)
"But sharks are cold blooded" (Wyrmpowerx)
"Yeah? So are lawyers...doesn't seem to stop them" (HOST Leri)
04-30-2008"[Lord of the Rings] The Ring isn't lost. The crew is using it to sneak into the ladys restroom." (BLR WIZ)
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