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04-01-2004"Try to envision yourself as a galactic anthropologist, doing research for a book entitled "The silly things humans do!"" (WGSchmuck)
04-02-2004"I'll have to concentrate, find something to brood over." (RowrBasil)
"Rowr - could brood over the idiocy of the govt - yes, they're saying they may fix the Hubble now - but they want to send *robots* because it's too dangerous for humans :/" (HOST RL Astra)
"... eh ... what do you expect? "The Final Frontier: no human need apply."" (RowrBasil)
04-03-2004"Wouldn't ebay be a wild sight if we started cloning body parts?" (Blackngoldtoad)
04-04-2004"So many Options! why didn't Microsoft include a taskbar magic 8-ball to help you decide?" (SpleenVent)
04-05-2004"Think we'll have talking animals in the future? Talking - as in, we could understand them?" (HOST RL Astra)
"Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!" (NJShadowNj)
04-06-2004"Well, if you accept the existence of a soul, then what do you have if you give a dog the intelligence of human, just for one issue?" (DerHexer)
"Science will never be able to advance as far as our SF books do, as long as religion gets in the middle of it, Der." (HOST RL Astra)
04-07-2004"sf excuses "of course I wasnt cheating on you honey thats my clone in the photo"" (ZebraWings)
04-08-2004"Yes, AND, our guest chatter will be Miss Manners and possibly Martha Stewart if she gets time off for good behavior" (OWC Gaia)
"Is it possible to type on a keyboard with little finger raised..?...I suspect some here type with the central one elevated.." (RowrBasil)
04-09-2004"Every time I have to go down the female hygiene aisle at the drugstore I wonder if that's where the inspiration for Stranger in a Strange Land came from. <G>" (REGENTIC)
04-10-2004"Are you in the witness protection program now?" (STARMOM79)
"Who wrote the Witnes Protection Program? It's not a MS product, I hope." (Shadowjakk)
04-11-2004"I used to make a living mugging aliens, but it is hard to fence tricorders." (Woolhouse1)
04-12-2004"Powered by the human mind? Wow, and I thought SUV's got poor fuel mileage." (RobD32828)
04-13-2004"Chip, Herbert put an end to that by positing the Butlerian Jihad." (OldWolfGaidin)
"in which the Butlerians Did It." (RowrBasil)
04-14-2004"thats the real reason Vulcans turned to logic, to avoid the melancholy associated with pointy ears" (Cerrasil)
04-15-2004"a few more bad puns,and we will all be barred from the room" (DobieHMM165)
"nah....this room has an alternate Pun Drive out the back...it's our backup generator" (PMSallume)
04-16-2004"[The chances of meeting aliens are slim because] We're in the celestial boondocks." (HOST RL Chip)
"I always ignored that fact before coming to this room. Now everyone always reminds me Earth is out in the boonies. I don't think I'll ever forgive the OWC for that :-)" (Gandalara)
04-17-2004"What? The rule of thumb?" (MToney)
""Far back in the mists of time, during the Rule of Thumb I....."" (Shadowjakk)
04-18-2004"dont tamper with nature...they say, then accept eyeglasses, contacts, laser eye surgery, transplants..organ donations, artificial organs..." (RowrBasil)
04-19-2004"NASA is getting firmer about evidence suggesting the former presence of water on Mars." (OldWolfGaidin)
"let me guess, NASA found an old Dixie Cup Dispenser?" (DobieHMM165)
04-20-2004"A starship might tell you how to run it." (Athanor IX)
"If you speak the language, Ath....Me, I wouldn't want to go pushing random buttons on a starship bridge." (HOST RL Chip)
"Yeah, there's no telling where the alien designers put the "spontaneously explode" button." (Athanor IX)
04-21-2004"[Future medicine] Nanites would solve a lot problems. If you trusted them." (HOST RL Astra)
"Shrinking doctors to travel through the body would be an even neater feat." (Blackngoldtoad)
"And keeping them shrunken long enough for the patient to hold them in one hand and discuss the size of that bill, gentlemen ... " (RowrBasil)
"Instead of leaving instruments in the body, you can leave the doctor." (Blackngoldtoad)
04-22-2004"Yeah, those full moon antics are so aggravating." (OWC Helio)
"We can't help it, Helio. The Moon fills us with mystic energy and we go berkerk. :)" (OldWolfGaidin)
"city pooper scooper laws must be tough on the urban lupes too." (ZebraWings)
"Depends upon the lupe. The civil ones use a public restroom." (OldWolfGaidin)
04-23-2004"First Contact will consist of a bunch of aliens smiling sheepishly and apologizing for all those anal probes." (Woolhouse1)
04-24-2004"Cambell's Primordial Soup. . .Mmmm, Mmmm, Good!" (Lizstrata)
04-25-2004"What if the aliens are like ... Hortas? What's attractive to a rock?" (HOST RL Astra)
"lots of moss, Astra?" (Cerrasil)
04-26-2004"There was an Enterprise episode in which earth people had been captured by aliens in the 19th century to be slaves. It didn't work out and they were living on a planet the samr as they had on earth" (STARMOM79)
"And yet they hadn't updated their technology in 200 years. (HOST RL Chip)
"Chip - they had beer, colt 45's and horses...what is there to advance?:)" (Daleb987)
04-27-2004"How about MRI scans? These are commonplace today, but 30 years ago only Bones McCoy had them" (DerHexer)
04-28-2004"Last words on Alien Beauty? Describe one you could proudly Take Home to Mom & Pop." (HOST RL Astra)
"Rich. Nothing else matters, Astra :)" (Daasek)
04-29-2004"Why do you read SF, Rowr?" (OWC Gaia)
"Because I like to live there." (RowrBasil)
04-30-2004"Or how about a dog who can break the speed of sound when he runs? :)" (OldWolfGaidin)
"I went to SF weirdland at that question: What if the spped of sound was broken, and like Humpty Dumpty, could not be put back together againZ" (Bren 90250)
I guess that is the sound barrier was broken, you could always hide it in the crack of dawn" (DobieHMM165)
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