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01-01-2003"What was the name of the Abbott and Costello movie about a giant woman?" (STARMOM79)
"I DREAMED I WAS A GIGANTIC TEENAGED LADYBUG WITH THE ATOMIC BRAIN FROM OUTER SPACE THAT CONQUERED THE WORLD IN MY MAIDENFORM BRA..." (Drgafia1)
01-02-2003"Hmm, an idea! Aliens abduct the Malcolm In The Middle kids, then offer to give us all their tech secrets if only we will get those brats off their ship" (SpleenVent)
01-03-2003"Before I actually got the SF channel, I expected something a little different. They need to have us do the programming." (STARMOM79)
01-04-2003"I dare someone to write a story where a copier falls in love with a fax machine. :-)" (OldWolfGaidin)
"The wedding announcements would be pretty." (J Solusar)
01-05-2003"Ten years ago, critics were all aflutter when Nabokov wrote an alternate history novel." (OldWolfGaidin)
"What happened? Something original? South wins Civil War?" (Blantyr)
01-06-2003"Peruvian Germans. Sounds like a grunge band" (DerHexer)
01-07-2003"Let's see...two firms have teamed up to develop a "male pill," which they say could get to market in the next five years." (HOST RL Chip)
"I'm already male. I don't need a pill." (PrfsorFate)
01-08-2003"I was once interrupted by some door to door religion folks while reading Lovecraft. They don't know how close they came to being converted to the Cthulhu cult. ::weg::" (OldWolfGaidin)
01-09-2003"Mr Pebody, the Doctors 7th incarnation" (Kyryn)
01-10-2003"Two youthful galaxies have been spotted colliding." (OldWolfGaidin)
"Is that what they call it these days?" (Athanor IX)
01-11-2003"I would be happier if the first human clone were not created by nutballs." (Athanor IX)
"Ath.... no worries... I think Raelian means big faker in the alien language. :-)" (SciFiDog)
01-12-2003"Aliens to Earth: "We have no intention of travelling trillions of light years across the universe just to stick a flashlight up your..."" (SciFiDog)
01-13-2003"I read that filmmakers wil be making a 4th Mad Max, a 4th Die Hard, a 3rd Terminator, and that Sean Conery will come back as 007....I can hear Sean Connery now, "Bartender, I want that Metamucil shaken not stirred"" (DerHexer)
01-14-2003"Oddly enough, I was thinking about writing a parody where Kirk's rug follows him around like a miffed Yorkie. :-)" (OldWolfGaidin)
01-15-2003"Atalanta Falcons beat the Green Bay Cheeseheads....This football moment was brought to you by my cold medications." (Techyo)
01-16-2003"The only time an SFer gets environmental is when talking about Jordan" (E cat s)
01-17-2003"[Bad Books] There's something about the feel of throwing something of weight through the air in a time-honored primitive means of registering displeasure" (Kenburruss)
01-18-2003"I'll be excited when you can order a clone on Amazon." (Athanor IX)
01-19-2003"Pol, one of the nicest things a teacher ever did for me was tell me my handwriting was illegible, and that I should learn to type." (Jody Lynn Nye)
01-20-2003"Calista Flockhart could play the GRAY ALIENS in any number of works ... Just glue the big eyes on, and a little gray paint.... VIOLA'!" (SciFiDog)
01-21-2003"Yeah, Klingons have a special celebration every Fall, to show appreciate for their teeth. "Fangs-giving'. :-)" (OldWolfGaidin)
01-22-2003"we should be glad that the spanish introduced horses to the americas instead of Llamas-John Wayne riding a Llama into the sunset would destroy Americanna" (SpleenVent)
""Fill your hands with soft, creamy alpaca-like hair, you SOB!!!"" (LiveZombie)
01-23-2003"And we can't even tell they're agents, because over the internet you can't tell whether or not they're wearing brown shoes..." (Drgafia1)
01-24-2003"Oooh! How about Marvin and Eddie from Hitchhikers?" (HOST RL Mystik)
"*eh* Marvin and Eddie were just gags." (OldWolfGaidin)
":::Sigh::: Everyone always thinks I'm just a gag. They gag when they see me. They gag when I'm gone. Oh Lord, I'm depressed. ;-)" (HOST RL Mystik)
"Sounds like a Dylan song, also." (E cat s)
01-25-2003"Is it me, or does Gollum look like a chemically-dependent ET? What was in those Reeses Pieces?" (Charley Gordon)
01-26-2003"The first test-tube baby is still around. She's living and she's happy, in Britain." (OldWolfGaidin)
"Somebody's happy in Britain?" (Athanor IX)
01-27-2003"Well...the philosopher's stone was what they found when Jean Paul-Sartre had kidney problems.." (RowrBasil)
01-28-2003"Reading habits? Nun of your business." (Charley Gordon)
01-29-2003"Well, I am in control of my book habit. Rather than buy books from a "dealer" on the "street"; I go to a government clinic called the "library." They keep me from spending my money on the addiction." (SciFiDog)
01-30-2003"Marz, then there was the closet Existentialist who used *Camusflage.* "(T83BIRD)
01-31-2003"Oh fun thing go into a place with plastic plants and tell them how great there plants look and ask for growing tips." (Techyo)
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